Welcome back to the Funny Caption contest (after a brief unplanned hiatus). I apologize to you all for dropping the ball, I was trying to juggle too many projects at the same time, and a few hit the ground.
As far as the very patient participants from Contest #3, the winner is John Chase for it’s humor and simplicity. We will be in touch with you concerning your “Grand Prize.” Honorable mention goes to Warren Hammond for both volume and humor. You are a very funny guy. Thanks for participating. Keep it up. (I’ll try to be more steady with them.)
As a reminder, the way this works is: I will post a fun, unusual, and hopefully rare, juggling-based image along with a funny caption to start things off. You all post your entries, and we here at eJuggle will judge the funniest one, and announce a prize winner (or two) the following month when the new image is posted.
Come on, let’s see just how funny or clever you all can be. Here we go with Funny Caption Contest Photo #4. I’ll start out with an obvious one, to set the bar low, and make it easy to top. Have at it, and have fun with it.
“This juggling trio is straight out of Hell’s Kitchen”
“Satan’s Minions: Lucifer, Damian and Beelzebub present one Hell of an Act!”
Steve Langley
Steve Langley has been performing as a full time variety entertainer for over 25 years now. He has traveled all over the world as 1/2 of The Fettucini Brothers. As a solo performer he has appeared on National Television in 5 different countries holds 3 Guinness World Records and 9 World Records on Recordsetter.com. He also runs Fettucini Entertainment, an agency that specializes in providing eccentric, unusual and unique Variety Entertainment. Steve is also a Paddle Ball Historian, a Toy Consultant to an International Toy Company and is also a Trained Chef with a 2 year cooking degree. He is married to an Art Teacher and has 2 daughters.
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And Steve….what are the prizes?
The satanic idiots.
Dante’s oft-overlooked 3-ring circus of hell.
The devil had to resort to new tricks after losing his fiddle.
This is the kind of image a talent agent has to deal with after he goes to hell.
Though typically not performed in front of an audience, this is a trick they have been practicing since they were 12.
Darth Vader’s brief and unsuccessful foray into the dork side of the force.
Dave Finnigan’s arch nemesis, Doctor Depression.
The lesser known 3 jugglers of the apocalypse.
Caution: Improper use of Devil Sticks may make you horny.
Throw no evil, catch no evil, drop no evil.